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Kabhi usko bhi meri yaad sataati hogi, apni aankhon me mere khwaab woh bhi sajati hogi, woh jo har waqt khayaalo me basi rehti hai, kabhi to wo meri bhi yaado me kho jaati hogi.

Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins.  Good Morning . I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Good Morning!

Usko paa kar kabhi tohh khona thaa, Yey haadsa kabhi tohh hona thaa, Wohh tod kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi, Jaissee main uske haathh kaa kio khhilona thaa.

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe  ek maheenay ke araam ke liye  beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayenge? Husband: doosray doctor k passs..  :D :D :D 

Maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi..... Cigarette meri kaber par jala raha hai koi.. yaa rab..! Do pal ki mohalat aur de de mujhe. Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

Judai ke lamhe bekarar karte hai, mere halat hi mujhe lachar karte hai, kabhi toh padh leti aakhein meri, kaise kahe hum ki tumhi se  pyaar karte hai.

Wo chehra hm har kahi talash karte hai, Zinda to hai magar zindgi talash karte hai, Kyu koi bhul jata hai hume apna bnakar, Hm khud me wo kami talash karte hai

Ek ahat teri pyaar ki hai, dil ko chahat tere didar ki hai, tamanna kisi ki bhi nahi rahi, aakhon ko talas bas tere masoom Chehre ki hai.

Ajab tarah se socha hai zindagi ke liye, jakhm jakhm likhte hain har khushi ke liye, Woh shaks mujhe bhool gaya toh yakeen aaya, koi bhi shaks jaroori nahi kisi ke liye.

Khile phool jaise labo pe hassi ho, na koi gum ho na koi bebasi ho, salamat rahe apki zindagi ka safar, jaha bhi raho bas khusi hi khusi ho.

Height of respect - Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki "Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai" "Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D

Dear Subscriber, we regret to say that the validity for your roaming is over and you have to return back to zoo. Our van is on the way to catch you. :D

Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai, tadpane ke liye yaad reh jaati hai, kya farak padhta hai charms ho ya gold flak, jalne ke baad sirf raakh reh jaati hai.

Na kabhi ye bataya ki pyaar kitna hai, na kabhi ye jataya ki dard kitna hai, bas hume aur khuda ko hai malum, aapse milne ka intezar kitna hai.

Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye, jab kisi ki hassi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye, Toh Pyaar kehte hai usse, jab kisi ki saase kisi ki jaan ban jayeee.

Pyar ki ahmiyat samjho to Pyaar karna, Dard ki ahmiyat samjho to Mohabt karna, waade ki ahmiyat samjho to use pura karna, aur hamari ahmiyat samjho to msg jarur karna.

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosle sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aithbar sath rakhna, Agar hmesha muskurana hai to DAANT saaf rakhna.. 

Sardar found the answer to the million dollar question: Pehle kya aaya,Murgi ya andaa?? Sardar:bewkuf, jiska order pehle doge wahi pehle ayega :D Ek aadmi Pagalkhane ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi usko ek awaz sunai deti hai 26….26….26….26 who diwar ke ched me jhakta hai and gets poked in his eyes abh awaz aati hai 27…27….27….27 :D :D :D :D not funny??

Uske bina abh chup rehna acha lagta hai, khamoshi se dard sehna acha lagta hai, jis hasti ki yaad me din bhar aansu behte hai, samne uske kuch na kehna acha lagta hai, milkar bichad na jao darte hai hum, isliye bus door hi rehna acha lagta hai.

Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate, aisa nahi hai ki aap hume yaad nahi aate, maana jahah ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate, lekin joh dil me baste hai woh log bhulaye nahi jaate.

Romantic Love Shayari for Lovers - Hotto se na sahi aankho se toh kuch kaha kar  Toot na jaye tujh per mere pyaar ki shiddat, tu samandar ki tarah khamosh na raha kar, Khamosh bhi suna deti hai haal dil ka, Hotto se na sahi par aankho se toh kuch kaha kar. Also Read :  Romantic Shayari For Lovers | hum tumhe bahut chahte hain 

Boy- kaisi ho? Girl- fine :-) Boy- missing me? Girl-  :-P Boy- Yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai. Girl- =-O Boy- Aaj kaisa din guzra? Girl- ;-) Boy- busy ho? Girl- umhm B-) Boy- koi pass hai? Girl- kha na nhi :-@ Boy- to pagal ki bachi muh se kuch bol bhi le apne baap ki shakle kyu send kr rahi h.:-P

A funny riddle to make her laugh  What is difference between a Cat and a Rabbit ? think. . . think . . .  .  Ans: cat’s tail and rabbit‘s ears are big  :D :D -------------------------------------------------------------- Elephant ke jism mai ajeeb chez kya hoti hai?? think .. think… Ans: Uska right kaan bahut bada aur left kaan right kaan ke barabar hota hai :D Funny isn't it?

Udasi ki toh abh aadat si hai hume, Khushiyo ko dil anjan kehta hai, Chahat thi jiski woh nahi hua apna, Yu toh apna hume saaraa jahan kehta hai.

Mohabbat Ka Teri Ek yahi To Sila Hai, Tujhe Yaad karke Mera Dil hi jala Hai, Yaado Ko Teri Bhala Kaise Bhula Doo, Sab Kuch Luta Kar Ek yahi to Mila Hai.

I don’t know how many meters make a mile, Nor do I know how long is the river Nile, But I always smile whenever I see your name on my mobile

Khelna Seekh Liya Ab Toh Dard Se Humne, Jeena Seekh Liya Bewafai Ke Sath Ab Toh, Dil Kis Kadar Toota Hai Kya Bataayein Hum, Marne Se Pehle Kafan Odhna Sikh Liya Humne .

The words feel less to speak for you, the ears get stuck to listen for you, the arms get free to catch you, the legs just want to reach to you, but the eyes just keep on missing you.

Don't show your face ever to me, I wanna kick you whenever I see, you broke all the vows coz of money, you are a girl who die for money. (Self-made)

Sab kuch mila sukoon ki dolatt naa milii, Ek tujhko bhool jaane ko mohlatt naa milii, Karne ko bahut kaam the apne liye mager, Humko tere khayalo se fursat na mili.

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar, koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta, teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane, tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta...

For heart beats you need a heart, for a heart you need a love, for love you need a happiness, you need a close friend, for a close friend & Love you Need Me

I am depressed, I am lonely, I am getting crazy, All for just, Two reasons, I am here and you are there, I miss you

Girl : I'm Jealous... When other Girls r looking at you. Boy : Don't be jealous, Baby... Girl : Why? Boy : Cause you have Something that they don't . Girl : What ? Boy : My Heart

A girl can hug her best friend tightly  and say,"I'm missing my boyfriend" But...  She cant hug her boyfriend and say "I'm missing my best friend," because There is more "LOYALTY" in friendship

  Jisse chahte hai humm dil-o-jaaan se, woh karte hai husen-e-ishq kisii aur se, kaisi dard-e-takdeer hain humari yaaro, joh maar gai jee-te-jee humko..

Romantic Love Shayari in Hindi for Lovers only  Kuch is tarah ka bhi karte hai hum gazab dono, Ki rooth jate hai aapas me hum dono. Kare jo baith kar baate to baat  ban jaye, Hum baat ek hi karte hai mil ke lab dono. Also Read: Hotto se na sahi aankho se toh kuch kaha kar

Sari raat na soye hum, Raato ko uth ke kitna roye hum, Bas ek baar mera kasuur bata de rabba, Itna pyaar karke bhi kyon naa kisi ke hue hum.

Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil, Naa jaane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil, Kisi ko paana koi badi baat nahi hai, Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil.

Nafrate lakh mili lekin chahat na mili, Zindagi beet gai per rahat na mili, Un Ki mehfil mein har shaks ko Hanste dekha, Ek hum hi the jisse hasne ki ijazat na mili...

Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai, Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai, Yeh  dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai, Door reh  kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai..

Never ignore someone who  cares for you, because someday you'll realize you've lost a diamond  while you were busy in collecting stones.

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

Hota kaise unhe gum hamari ruswai ka, Jab fark parta hi nahi unhe humari judai ka, Khamoshi se saha humne jab har gum, To ilzam laga diya hum per bewafai ka...

Crush Shayari in Hindi, Shayari on Crush For My Crush Also Read :   Hotto se na sahi aankho se toh kuch kaha kar Crushes are more Beautiful then affairs, ßecoz there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. . . Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot. :) ***

On your bday, May you relax more willingly, Smile more freely, Fell less caution, Have fewer fears, Greater laughter than ever before. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I would love to be a prisoner, . . Prisoner of our love, . . Tei my hands with handcuffs of love Rakhi HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, jo v pasand ho usse ILU kehna, agar wo gusse mein me aa jaye toh darna mat, Rakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna. :-D

Definition of my Friend- My friend Should  be: My Medicine when i m in pain, My Letter when i m far, My Smile when i m sad, My Hanky when i cry, My Life when i die.

Rok do mere janaaze ko zaalimo, Mujhme JaaN aa Gai Hai, PiiChe mud ke dekho kameeno, Cigrette ki dukan aa gai hai ------------ Please Comment Guys :)

Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan: "Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???" Billu: "haan Kaptaan, mujhe pata hai  how to pray." Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain" ek kam hai ... :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------ 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum (1) D_ffer (2)M_rkh (3)St_pid (4)Bewak_f (5)B_dh_ (6) _ll_ Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Master ji -"Maine ek admi ko maar diya." Isko Future tense me badalo, Santa -iska future tense hoga... "aap jail jaoge master ji" :D :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago, Only those People used to read my msg Who are  Cute, And now today.... the history broken by a Donkey. :-D

Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise ... . . * . . aur niche . . * . . aur niche . . yakin nahi hota ki aap paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho CHHIIIHH .

Dosti ka safar lamba h to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, Fir . . Fir kya? . Vikram kar lenge . . 5rs/-Tum dena, . Or baki k 5 Rs , , , , V tum hi dena. :D :lol:

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? Boy:Bolo kya kru. Girl: Mere liye chand la skte ho? Boy: Fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega LALTEN Le k.

Hum wo roshni hai jo aap ko roshan kar jayenge, Baaton ki 1 chingari se be jal jayenge , 1 baar pyaar se SMS to kijiye , ghar aakar SMS ke paisa bhi de jayenge.... :D

A Boy txt a girl Boy-hi! Girl-hi! What are you doing? Boy-txting the most beautiful girl in the world, Gal-waau How cute you are :-) , Boy-Yeah! But She is not replying, so im texting U :D

2 Lovers decided to Suicide... boy jumped first :( Girl didnt jump :/ dhokha !!!!! From that day started the concept of "LADIES 1st"; :P -------------------------------- Zindgi rahi to tmhare hi sath nibhaunga dosto. Bhul jau to samajh lena k Tmhre bhabi mil gaye hai (-,-)    ( '.' ) / O \   / O \ ?! ! ?   ? ! ! ? --------------------------------

When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Always remember 3 things :- 1. Im wid you 2.You have money 3.And only Bar is open

6 things arre God Gifted 1: Motherz Luv 2: Fatherz Advice 3:Bro care 4: sis Fights 5:True Love 6:? . . . . . . . Ab Hum jaisa dost mila ye kya kisi God Gift se km h kya? :D :)

Wo aaj bhi sardi me tithur rahi hai doston Maine 1 bar usse bas itna kaha tha k . . . . . . Sweater ke bina Sonakshi Sinha lagti ho.!! :D :D

Tiny Stars Shining Bright, Time for me to say good night, So close your eyes & snuggle up tight, Im wishing you sweet dreams tonight. GOOD NIGHT

When i miss a special person, i dont have to go far, i just have to look inside my heart, bcoz thats where you always are :-)

ATTITUDE Shayari Those who know me, know me well . . WAH WAH . Those who know me, know me well.. & Those who dont know me, GO 2 HELL. ;-) wah wah :D

Woh rishta he kya jisko nibhana pade, Woh dosti he kyaa jisko jatana pade, Yeh toh ek khamosh Ehsaas hai, Wo EHSAS he kya jisko Lafzo me batana pade.

E-mandari ki kamai moti hoti hai, Manzil pane ki jid ho toh raahe choti hoti Hai, Naye dost chahe jitne banalo, Purane kamino ki baaat he kuch or hoti hai :)

Sadhu baba ne arz kiya hai- dil hai saccha Aur dimaag hai kaccha . Wah wah . Dil h saccha aur dimaag hai kaccha . Tere msgs nahi aa rhe, kya baat hai baccha???

When you dance with dandiya beat, you take away my heartbeat, for you its navaratri, for me its loveratri. Happy Navaratri.

 GREAT LINE by a FRIEND!! "The longest distance on earth is not from north to south, It's when i stand infront of You, and You TURN Back and talk to OTHERS :'(