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Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan:

"Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???"

Billu: "haan Kaptaan,

mujhe pata hai  how to pray."

Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray

tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain"

ek kam hai ...

:-D

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'U' lagao aur ban jao tum

(1) D_ffer

(2)M_rkh

(3)St_pid

(4)Bewak_f

(5)B_dh_

(6) _ll_

Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U 

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Master ji-"Maine ek admi ko maar diya."

Isko Future tense me badalo,

Santa-iska future tense hoga...

"aap jail jaoge master ji"

:D :D

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Long time ago,

Only those People used to read my msg

Who are  Cute, And now today....

the history broken by a Donkey.

:-D