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Funny Rose Day Shayari For WhatsApp FB Status DP

Funny Rose Day Shayari For WhatsApp FB Status DP


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Ladki ki nazro mei nazakat hoti hai,
uske inkar mei bhi ijaajat hoti hai,
hamesha piche pad jao jub tak haan na bole,
qki dair se haan karna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti hai.

Syllabus jyada hai | Exam Sms | Exam Fever sms

Funny Exam Jokes | Funny Exam Sms | Exam Fever

I thought I'm in love,
My nights going sleepless,
My days going useless,
So i asked GOD
Is this LOVE?
God replied: No Dear
Syllabus jyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi ataa hai :D 

Funny Exam Jokes | Funny Exam Sms | Exam Fever


Main sirf yeh soch ker paper khali de aata hu
Ki kahi teacher Yeh na kahe
Ki bado ko jawab deta hai :-)

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I was shocked Yesterday,
in my room all my books was singing a song,
Guess which song?
guess!
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O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
:D 

Agar dost reply na kare tab is msg ko bhejo | Reply me msg

One day U'll 4get
Abt me,
My name,
My voice,
Who i'm
& wat i'm 2 u
Nd
If dat happens
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Mooh k dant hath m honge..
Kaha honge?
Haath me!
Yaad rakhna Bachhu ;)

Funny joke shayari | Jokes For Friends | Na ishq kar meree yaar

One girl two boys love fake love
Na ishq kar meree yaaaar,
yehh ladkiyaa bahuut satatii hainn,
Na karna in par aitbaar,
yehh kharcha bahut karwati hainn,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho,
aur number mera lagati hai.

Funny Friendship Shayari For Friends Dost|Funny Friendship Jokes

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