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Exam, Marks, %age sab bekar ki baatein hai, Sab moh maya hai, Tum khali haath he aaye ho aur khali hath he jaoge. Nadan insaan  is brahm se niklo aur satya ko apnao, jao so jao.

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

4 saal, 8 ladai(sem) 40 Dushman(paper) 32 tanks(lab) 64 grand(ext & int) 16 goli(mid sem) aur ek akela janbaaz be proud to be an ENGINEER

How to spend 3 hrs in exam hall? (2 pm to 5 pm)  2:00- 2:10 write the reg no & sub code 2:10-2:40 read carefully the instruction given 2:40-3:40 read d question paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4:15-4:20 ask for water &  drink 4:20-4:50 check whether you've filled all  the details  carefully Last 10 mins relax. :D :D

Why engineers don't study whole year & spend nights Before exam? Because kinare ke sukun se hume inkar toh nahi, mager tufan me kashti nikalne ka mazaa kuch aur hi hota hai :D Engineering Students Rocks

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h, WRITER- 6 months DOCTOR- 2 months LAWYER- 1 month Engineering student- yeh batao exam kab hai.. raat bhar mai nipta denge : Engineering Students Rocks :D

Teacher: Ram, you talk a lot. Ram: It's a family tradition. Teacher: What do you mean? Ram: My Grandpa was a salesman, And my father is a tacher. Teacher: What about your mother? Ram: She is a woman :D :D

Classic examples for students of different age groups :- 1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied everything for exam. 4th to 6th class - hey ! That question was very hard so i leave only that question 7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only important questions 11th class - i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass 12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ? And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya :D :D

Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, Na main STUDENT hota, Na woh LAB hoti, Na woh LOVE ACCIDENT hota, Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt, Nazar aayi ek khubsurat si LADKI, Naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi, Uski baato me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi, ETHYL ALCOHOL se thandi uski saans thi, Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi, Jab aankhe mili humari to REACTION hua, Love ka PRODUCTION hua, Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise, Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din hamara INTRODUCTION tha, Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade, Woh boli hosh me aao, Pehchano apni aukat, IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath! Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER, Hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar, Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain, Zindagi ho gayi ab UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, Behkar ghumte ab hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah