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Computer Shayari Sms For Facebook - Funny Sms

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to tum double-click karo... Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings...  Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif aysa bhi nahin hai ke, i don't likeyour face par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat what is your WhatsApp number, aao karein chat joh sadiyaon se hota aaya

Most Hard Riddle For FaceBook Friends - Riddle Sms

Plz solve this problm, mai ittifaq se bazar gaya,magar mere pas paise nahi the.mujhe 2 dost mil gaye, un me se 1 ne 500 or dosre ne 1000 ka note diya, par raste me mujhse 1000 ka note gum ho giya, maine 500 me se 300 ki khridari ki,  or baki 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jisne 1000 ka note diya tha or 100 us 500 wale ko ab1 ke 900 reh gaye,or dusre ke 400.. Kul 900+400=1300 300 ka mere pas Ration  hai  kul 900+400+300=1600 ab samaj nahi ata 1600 kaise hue mere pasa tohh 1500 the Solve it , Its  Challenge   For you...

Insulting Sms For Girl in Love- Insulting Girl's Love

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart! Keep him on your nails! So if u fail in love, Don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! thats why girls keep long nails :D

Funny Jokes on Teacher Student Conversation|Funny Jokes

Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye?? Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?? Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi :D :D

Funny Insulting Sms Joke For Friend|Funny Insulting Jokes

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Aajib hai nakhre tere..... Aajib tera Style hai... Naak pochne ki tameez nahi Haathoo me tere Mobile hai

Funny Shayari For Friends - Best Insulting Shayari

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil me sachaai chehre me safai phir kyun na bole har larki aapko,  mera bhai mera bhai

Student Fever Exam Sms | Student Exam Fever

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

New Exam Fever Sms | Student Exam Fever

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai. Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai, fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Funny TimePass Jokes on Husband and Wife| Funny Jokes

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe  ek maheenay ke araam ke liye  beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayenge? Husband: doosray doctor k passs..  :D :D :D 

Teacher-Student Jokes | Funny Time pass Jokes

Height of respect - Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki "Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai" "Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D

Best Insulting funny Jokes for Friends| Insulting Funny JOkes

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosle sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aithbar sath rakhna, Agar hmesha muskurana hai to DAANT saaf rakhna.. 

Funny Timepass Jokes for Facebook| Facebook Jokes For Fb

Sardar found the answer to the million dollar question: Pehle kya aaya,Murgi ya andaa?? Sardar:bewkuf, jiska order pehle doge wahi pehle ayega :D Ek aadmi Pagalkhane ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi usko ek awaz sunai deti hai 26….26….26….26 who diwar ke ched me jhakta hai and gets poked in his eyes abh awaz aati hai 27…27….27….27 :D :D :D :D not funny??

Boy and Girl Chat Conversation on Facebook |Funny Jokes For Facebook

Boy- kaisi ho? Girl- fine :-) Boy- missing me? Girl-  :-P Boy- Yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai. Girl- =-O Boy- Aaj kaisa din guzra? Girl- ;-) Boy- busy ho? Girl- umhm B-) Boy- koi pass hai? Girl- kha na nhi :-@ Boy- to pagal ki bachi muh se kuch bol bhi le apne baap ki shakle kyu send kr rahi h.:-P

A funny riddle to make her laugh -Funny Smile sms for lovers

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A funny riddle to make her laugh  What is difference between a Cat and a Rabbit ? think. . . think . . .  .  Ans: cat’s tail and rabbit‘s ears are big  :D :D -------------------------------------------------------------- Elephant ke jism mai ajeeb chez kya hoti hai?? think .. think… Ans: Uska right kaan bahut bada aur left kaan right kaan ke barabar hota hai :D Funny isn't it?

Boys Vs Girls sms | You are a Girl who Die For Money

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Don't show your face ever to me, I wanna kick you whenever I see, you broke all the vows coz of money, you are a girl who die for money. (Self-made)

5 best Funny joke for friends | Funny Jokes For Sms | Best Shayari Collection |

Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan: "Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???" Billu: "haan Kaptaan, mujhe pata hai  how to pray." Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain" ek kam hai ... :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------ 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum (1) D_ffer (2)M_rkh (3)St_pid (4)Bewak_f (5)B_dh_ (6) _ll_ Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Master ji -"Maine ek admi ko maar diya." Isko Future tense me badalo, Santa -iska future tense hoga... "aap jail jaoge master ji" :D :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago, Only those People used to read my msg Who are  Cute, And now today.... the history broken by a Donkey. :-D

Funny jokes Shayari | Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise | Jokes

Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise ... . . * . . aur niche . . * . . aur niche . . yakin nahi hota ki aap paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho CHHIIIHH .

Funny dosti shayari for friends - Funny Timepass - Best ShayariCollection

Dosti ka safar lamba h to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, Fir . . Fir kya? . Vikram kar lenge . . 5rs/-Tum dena, . Or baki k 5 Rs , , , , V tum hi dena. :D :lol:

Boy And Girl Conversation Sms For Facebook | Funny Jokes

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? Boy:Bolo kya kru. Girl: Mere liye chand la skte ho? Boy: Fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega LALTEN Le k.

Funny Chat Conversation between Boy & Girl Only For Friends | Funny Timepass sms

A Boy txt a girl Boy-hi! Girl-hi! What are you doing? Boy-txting the most beautiful girl in the world, Gal-waau How cute you are :-) , Boy-Yeah! But She is not replying, so im texting U :D

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