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Insulting Sms For Girl in Love- Insulting Girl's Love

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart! Keep him on your nails! So if u fail in love, Don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! thats why girls keep long nails :D

Funny Jokes on Teacher Student Conversation|Funny Jokes

Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye?? Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?? Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi :D :D

Funny Insulting Sms Joke For Friend|Funny Insulting Jokes

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Aajib hai nakhre tere..... Aajib tera Style hai... Naak pochne ki tameez nahi Haathoo me tere Mobile hai

Funny Shayari For Friends - Best Insulting Shayari

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil me sachaai chehre me safai phir kyun na bole har larki aapko,  mera bhai mera bhai

Student Fever Exam Sms | Student Exam Fever

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

Funny TimePass Jokes on Husband and Wife| Funny Jokes

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe  ek maheenay ke araam ke liye  beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayenge? Husband: doosray doctor k passs..  :D :D :D 

Teacher-Student Jokes | Funny Time pass Jokes

Height of respect - Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki "Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai" "Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D

Funny Time pass Jokes for Friends In English | Funny Jokes

Dear Subscriber, we regret to say that the validity for your roaming is over and you have to return back to zoo. Our van is on the way to catch you. :D

Best Insulting funny Jokes for Friends| Insulting Funny JOkes

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosle sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aithbar sath rakhna, Agar hmesha muskurana hai to DAANT saaf rakhna.. 

Boy and Girl Chat Conversation on Facebook |Funny Jokes For Facebook

Boy- kaisi ho? Girl- fine :-) Boy- missing me? Girl-  :-P Boy- Yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai. Girl- =-O Boy- Aaj kaisa din guzra? Girl- ;-) Boy- busy ho? Girl- umhm B-) Boy- koi pass hai? Girl- kha na nhi :-@ Boy- to pagal ki bachi muh se kuch bol bhi le apne baap ki shakle kyu send kr rahi h.:-P

A funny riddle to make her laugh -Funny Smile sms for lovers

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A funny riddle to make her laugh  What is difference between a Cat and a Rabbit ? think. . . think . . .  .  Ans: cat’s tail and rabbit‘s ears are big  :D :D -------------------------------------------------------------- Elephant ke jism mai ajeeb chez kya hoti hai?? think .. think… Ans: Uska right kaan bahut bada aur left kaan right kaan ke barabar hota hai :D Funny isn't it?

Boys Vs Girls sms | You are a Girl who Die For Money

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Don't show your face ever to me, I wanna kick you whenever I see, you broke all the vows coz of money, you are a girl who die for money. (Self-made)

5 best Funny joke for friends | Funny Jokes For Sms | Best Shayari Collection |

Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan: "Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???" Billu: "haan Kaptaan, mujhe pata hai  how to pray." Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain" ek kam hai ... :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------ 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum (1) D_ffer (2)M_rkh (3)St_pid (4)Bewak_f (5)B_dh_ (6) _ll_ Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Master ji -"Maine ek admi ko maar diya." Isko Future tense me badalo, Santa -iska future tense hoga... "aap jail jaoge master ji" :D :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago, Only those People used to read my msg Who are  Cute, And now today.... the history broken by a Donkey. :-D

Funny jokes Shayari | Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise | Jokes

Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise ... . . * . . aur niche . . * . . aur niche . . yakin nahi hota ki aap paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho CHHIIIHH .

Funny dosti shayari for friends - Funny Timepass - Best ShayariCollection

Dosti ka safar lamba h to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, Fir . . Fir kya? . Vikram kar lenge . . 5rs/-Tum dena, . Or baki k 5 Rs , , , , V tum hi dena. :D :lol:

Boy And Girl Conversation Sms For Facebook | Funny Jokes

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? Boy:Bolo kya kru. Girl: Mere liye chand la skte ho? Boy: Fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega LALTEN Le k.

Funny Chat Conversation between Boy & Girl Only For Friends | Funny Timepass sms

A Boy txt a girl Boy-hi! Girl-hi! What are you doing? Boy-txting the most beautiful girl in the world, Gal-waau How cute you are :-) , Boy-Yeah! But She is not replying, so im texting U :D

Too Funny Sms for Boys | Funny Timepass jokes For Friends

2 Lovers decided to Suicide... boy jumped first :( Girl didnt jump :/ dhokha !!!!! From that day started the concept of "LADIES 1st"; :P -------------------------------- Zindgi rahi to tmhare hi sath nibhaunga dosto. Bhul jau to samajh lena k Tmhre bhabi mil gaye hai (-,-)    ( '.' ) / O \   / O \ ?! ! ?   ? ! ! ? --------------------------------

Cool msg, Friendship Shayari, funny jokes, jokes for friends, Friendship Vs Love,

6 things arre God Gifted 1: Motherz Luv 2: Fatherz Advice 3:Bro care 4: sis Fights 5:True Love 6:? . . . . . . . Ab Hum jaisa dost mila ye kya kisi God Gift se km h kya? :D :)

Sweater ke bina Sonakshi Sinha lagti ho | Funny Winter Hindi Shayari

Wo aaj bhi sardi me tithur rahi hai doston Maine 1 bar usse bas itna kaha tha k . . . . . . Sweater ke bina Sonakshi Sinha lagti ho.!! :D :D

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