The Best Shayari Collection

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to tum double-click karo... Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings...  Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif aysa bhi nahin hai ke, i don't likeyour face par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat what is your WhatsApp number, aao karein chat joh sadiyaon se hota aaya...

{Submitted By - Rishav Poddar on Daaru Vs Love } Luv-mood off. Daru-mood fress. Luv-nind nahi. Daru-mast nind. Luv-1 date 2000-/ daru-1 botal 300-/ luv-sabkh suno. Daru-p ka sabko sunio.

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart! Keep him on your nails! So if u fail in love, Don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! thats why girls keep long nails :D

Exam, Marks, %age sab bekar ki baatein hai, Sab moh maya hai, Tum khali haath he aaye ho aur khali hath he jaoge. Nadan insaan  is brahm se niklo aur satya ko apnao, jao so jao.

Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye?? Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?? Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi :D :D

Munna: Tere ko maloom hai ? ki cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhe konsa marne ki jaldi hai. :D 

Aajib hai nakhre tere..... Aajib tera Style hai... Naak pochne ki tameez nahi Haathoo me tere Mobile hai

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil me sachaai chehre me safai phir kyun na bole har larki aapko,  mera bhai mera bhai

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai. Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai, fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

How to spend 3 hrs in exam hall? (2 pm to 5 pm)  2:00- 2:10 write the reg no & sub code 2:10-2:40 read carefully the instruction given 2:40-3:40 read d question paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4:15-4:20 ask for water &  drink 4:20-4:50 check whether you've filled all  the details  carefully Last 10 mins relax. :D :D

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe  ek maheenay ke araam ke liye  beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayenge? Husband: doosray doctor k passs..  :D :D :D 

Height of respect - Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki "Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai" "Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D

Dear Subscriber, we regret to say that the validity for your roaming is over and you have to return back to zoo. Our van is on the way to catch you. :D

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosle sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aithbar sath rakhna, Agar hmesha muskurana hai to DAANT saaf rakhna.. 

Sardar found the answer to the million dollar question: Pehle kya aaya,Murgi ya andaa?? Sardar:bewkuf, jiska order pehle doge wahi pehle ayega :D Ek aadmi Pagalkhane ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi usko ek awaz sunai deti hai 26….26….26….26 who diwar ke ched me jhakta hai and gets poked in his eyes abh awaz aati hai 27…27….27….27 :D :D :D :D not funny??

Boy- kaisi ho? Girl- fine :-) Boy- missing me? Girl-  :-P Boy- Yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai. Girl- =-O Boy- Aaj kaisa din guzra? Girl- ;-) Boy- busy ho? Girl- umhm B-) Boy- koi pass hai? Girl- kha na nhi :-@ Boy- to pagal ki bachi muh se kuch bol bhi le apne baap ki shakle kyu send kr rahi h.:-P

A funny riddle to make her laugh  What is difference between a Cat and a Rabbit ? think. . . think . . .  .  Ans: cat’s tail and rabbit‘s ears are big  :D :D -------------------------------------------------------------- Elephant ke jism mai ajeeb chez kya hoti hai?? think .. think… Ans: Uska right kaan bahut bada aur left kaan right kaan ke barabar hota hai :D Funny isn't it?

Don't show your face ever to me, I wanna kick you whenever I see, you broke all the vows coz of money, you are a girl who die for money. (Self-made)

Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan: "Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???" Billu: "haan Kaptaan, mujhe pata hai  how to pray." Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain" ek kam hai ... :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------ 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum (1) D_ffer (2)M_rkh (3)St_pid (4)Bewak_f (5)B_dh_ (6) _ll_ Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Master ji -"Maine ek admi ko maar diya." Isko Future tense me badalo, Santa -iska future tense hoga... "aap jail jaoge master ji" :D :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago, Only those People used to read my msg Who are  Cute, And now today.... the history broken by a Donkey. :-D

Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise ... . . * . . aur niche . . * . . aur niche . . yakin nahi hota ki aap paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho CHHIIIHH .