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Don't show your face ever to me, I wanna kick you whenever I see, you broke all the vows coz of money, you are a girl who die for money. (Self-made)

Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan: "Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???" Billu: "haan Kaptaan, mujhe pata hai  how to pray." Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain" ek kam hai ... :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------ 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum (1) D_ffer (2)M_rkh (3)St_pid (4)Bewak_f (5)B_dh_ (6) _ll_ Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Master ji -"Maine ek admi ko maar diya." Isko Future tense me badalo, Santa -iska future tense hoga... "aap jail jaoge master ji" :D :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago, Only those People used to read my msg Who are  Cute, And now today.... the history broken by a Donkey. :-D

Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise ... . . * . . aur niche . . * . . aur niche . . yakin nahi hota ki aap paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho CHHIIIHH .

Dosti ka safar lamba h to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, Fir . . Fir kya? . Vikram kar lenge . . 5rs/-Tum dena, . Or baki k 5 Rs , , , , V tum hi dena. :D :lol:

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? Boy:Bolo kya kru. Girl: Mere liye chand la skte ho? Boy: Fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega LALTEN Le k.

A Boy txt a girl Boy-hi! Girl-hi! What are you doing? Boy-txting the most beautiful girl in the world, Gal-waau How cute you are :-) , Boy-Yeah! But She is not replying, so im texting U :D

2 Lovers decided to Suicide... boy jumped first :( Girl didnt jump :/ dhokha !!!!! From that day started the concept of "LADIES 1st"; :P -------------------------------- Zindgi rahi to tmhare hi sath nibhaunga dosto. Bhul jau to samajh lena k Tmhre bhabi mil gaye hai (-,-)    ( '.' ) / O \   / O \ ?! ! ?   ? ! ! ? --------------------------------