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Girl:Tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? Boy:Bolo kya kru. Girl: Mere liye chand la skte ho? Boy: Fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega LALTEN Le k.

A Boy txt a girl Boy-hi! Girl-hi! What are you doing? Boy-txting the most beautiful girl in the world, Gal-waau How cute you are :-) , Boy-Yeah! But She is not replying, so im texting U :D

2 Lovers decided to Suicide... boy jumped first :( Girl didnt jump :/ dhokha !!!!! From that day started the concept of "LADIES 1st"; :P -------------------------------- Zindgi rahi to tmhare hi sath nibhaunga dosto. Bhul jau to samajh lena k Tmhre bhabi mil gaye hai (-,-)    ( '.' ) / O \   / O \ ?! ! ?   ? ! ! ? --------------------------------

Wo aaj bhi sardi me tithur rahi hai doston Maine 1 bar usse bas itna kaha tha k . . . . . . Sweater ke bina Sonakshi Sinha lagti ho.!! :D :D

What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends. So Be Single, Be happy!!

One day U'll 4get Abt me, My name, My voice, Who i'm & wat i'm 2 u Nd If dat happens . . . Mooh k dant hath m honge.. Kaha honge? Haath me! Yaad rakhna Bachhu ;)

Na ishq kar meree yaaaar, yehh ladkiyaa bahuut satatii hainn, Na karna in par aitbaar, yehh kharcha bahut karwati hainn, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho, aur number mera lagati hai.

EARLIER DAYS "LOVE" :- Starts from EYES, Grows with GIFTS, Ends with TEARS. BUT THESE DAYS "LOVE" :- Starts from MOBILE, Grows with MESSAGES Ends with "NUMBER BUSY" ...!!! :-D

Teacher: Ram, you talk a lot. Ram: It's a family tradition. Teacher: What do you mean? Ram: My Grandpa was a salesman, And my father is a tacher. Teacher: What about your mother? Ram: She is a woman :D :D

Classic examples for students of different age groups :- 1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied everything for exam. 4th to 6th class - hey ! That question was very hard so i leave only that question 7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only important questions 11th class - i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass 12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ? And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya :D :D

Is waqt Hindustan ke char bade problems- 1) Corruption 2) Mehengaai 3) Bomb blast And . . . . Naujawano ko har din hone wala Sachha Pyaar :D :P ;-)

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'U' lagao or ban jao TUM 1. M_RKH 2. ST_PID 3. D_FFER 4. _LL_ Dekha!! everything is so incomplete widout U. :)