The Best Shayari Collection

Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye?? Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?? Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi :D :D

Sardar found the answer to the million dollar question: Pehle kya aaya,Murgi ya andaa?? Sardar:bewkuf, jiska order pehle doge wahi pehle ayega :D Ek aadmi Pagalkhane ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi usko ek awaz sunai deti hai 26….26….26….26 who diwar ke ched me jhakta hai and gets poked in his eyes abh awaz aati hai 27…27….27….27 :D :D :D :D not funny??