The Best Shayari Collection

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai. Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai, fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe  ek maheenay ke araam ke liye  beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayenge? Husband: doosray doctor k passs..  :D :D :D 

Height of respect - Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki "Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai" "Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosle sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aithbar sath rakhna, Agar hmesha muskurana hai to DAANT saaf rakhna.. 

Sardar found the answer to the million dollar question: Pehle kya aaya,Murgi ya andaa?? Sardar:bewkuf, jiska order pehle doge wahi pehle ayega :D Ek aadmi Pagalkhane ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi usko ek awaz sunai deti hai 26….26….26….26 who diwar ke ched me jhakta hai and gets poked in his eyes abh awaz aati hai 27…27….27….27 :D :D :D :D not funny??

Boy- kaisi ho? Girl- fine :-) Boy- missing me? Girl-  :-P Boy- Yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai. Girl- =-O Boy- Aaj kaisa din guzra? Girl- ;-) Boy- busy ho? Girl- umhm B-) Boy- koi pass hai? Girl- kha na nhi :-@ Boy- to pagal ki bachi muh se kuch bol bhi le apne baap ki shakle kyu send kr rahi h.:-P

A funny riddle to make her laugh  What is difference between a Cat and a Rabbit ? think. . . think . . .  .  Ans: cat’s tail and rabbit‘s ears are big  :D :D -------------------------------------------------------------- Elephant ke jism mai ajeeb chez kya hoti hai?? think .. think… Ans: Uska right kaan bahut bada aur left kaan right kaan ke barabar hota hai :D Funny isn't it?