The Best Shayari Collection

Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye?? Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?? Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi :D :D

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai. Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai, fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Height of respect - Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki "Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai" "Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D

Teacher: Ram, you talk a lot. Ram: It's a family tradition. Teacher: What do you mean? Ram: My Grandpa was a salesman, And my father is a tacher. Teacher: What about your mother? Ram: She is a woman :D :D