The Best Shayari Collection

Exam, Marks, %age sab bekar ki baatein hai, Sab moh maya hai, Tum khali haath he aaye ho aur khali hath he jaoge. Nadan insaan  is brahm se niklo aur satya ko apnao, jao so jao.

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai. Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai, fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

4 saal, 8 ladai(sem) 40 Dushman(paper) 32 tanks(lab) 64 grand(ext & int) 16 goli(mid sem) aur ek akela janbaaz be proud to be an ENGINEER

I thought I'm in love, My nights going sleepless, My days going useless, So i asked GOD Is this LOVE? God replied: No Dear Syllabus jyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi ataa hai :D 

Main sirf yeh soch ker paper khali de aata hu Ki kahi teacher Yeh na kahe Ki bado ko jawab deta hai :-) --------------------------------------------- I was shocked Yesterday, in my room all my books was singing a song, Guess which song? guess! < > < > < > O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me :D 

How to spend 3 hrs in exam hall? (2 pm to 5 pm)  2:00- 2:10 write the reg no & sub code 2:10-2:40 read carefully the instruction given 2:40-3:40 read d question paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4:15-4:20 ask for water &  drink 4:20-4:50 check whether you've filled all  the details  carefully Last 10 mins relax. :D :D

Why engineers don't study whole year & spend nights Before exam? Because kinare ke sukun se hume inkar toh nahi, mager tufan me kashti nikalne ka mazaa kuch aur hi hota hai :D Engineering Students Rocks

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h, WRITER- 6 months DOCTOR- 2 months LAWYER- 1 month Engineering student- yeh batao exam kab hai.. raat bhar mai nipta denge : Engineering Students Rocks :D

Exam Life: 9 am- wakeup 10 am- breakfast 11 am- thinking to score 90% :-) 12 am-watch t.v 1 pm- lunch 2 pm-Thori nind le ke padhenge dimag set hoga :-P 4 pm- games 5 pm- thinking to score 60%:-| 6 pm-troubling friends “kuch padha?”:-P 8 pm-searching books. 9pm- dinner 10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P 11 pm- hey bhagwan! Bas sambhal lena :-D

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study ------------------------------------ Chnda Mama so Gaye, Student sare jaage, Dekho pakdo yaro, Ghadi ke kante bhage, Ek pariksha khatam to duji, shuru ho gayi MAAMU :D subah hogye maamu...subah hogye maamu :D

Classic examples for students of different age groups :- 1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied everything for exam. 4th to 6th class - hey ! That question was very hard so i leave only that question 7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only important questions 11th class - i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass 12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ? And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya :D :D