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Computer Shayari Sms For Facebook - Funny Sms

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to tum double-click karo... Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings...  Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif aysa bhi nahin hai ke, i don't likeyour face par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat what is your WhatsApp number, aao karein chat joh sadiyaon se hota aaya

Daaru Vs Love | Love And daaru - By Rishav Poddar

{Submitted By - Rishav Poddar on Daaru Vs Love } Luv-mood off. Daru-mood fress. Luv-nind nahi. Daru-mast nind. Luv-1 date 2000-/ daru-1 botal 300-/ luv-sabkh suno. Daru-p ka sabko sunio.

Insulting Sms For Girl in Love- Insulting Girl's Love

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart! Keep him on your nails! So if u fail in love, Don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! thats why girls keep long nails :D

Student Rocks|Exam Funny jokes best Joke Ever | Exam Sms

Exam, Marks, %age sab bekar ki baatein hai, Sab moh maya hai, Tum khali haath he aaye ho aur khali hath he jaoge. Nadan insaan  is brahm se niklo aur satya ko apnao, jao so jao.

Funny Jokes on Teacher Student Conversation|Funny Jokes

Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye?? Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?? Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi :D :D

Funny Cigarette Shayari for Facebook friends | Funny sutta Shayari

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Munna: Tere ko maloom hai ? ki cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhe konsa marne ki jaldi hai. :D 

Funny Insulting Sms Joke For Friend|Funny Insulting Jokes

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Aajib hai nakhre tere..... Aajib tera Style hai... Naak pochne ki tameez nahi Haathoo me tere Mobile hai

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