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Computer Shayari Sms For Facebook - Funny Sms

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to tum double-click karo... Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 errors but 5 warnings...  Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif aysa bhi nahin hai ke, i don't likeyour face par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat what is your WhatsApp number, aao karein chat joh sadiyaon se hota aaya

Most Hard Riddle For FaceBook Friends - Riddle Sms

Plz solve this problm, mai ittifaq se bazar gaya,magar mere pas paise nahi the.mujhe 2 dost mil gaye, un me se 1 ne 500 or dosre ne 1000 ka note diya, par raste me mujhse 1000 ka note gum ho giya, maine 500 me se 300 ki khridari ki,  or baki 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jisne 1000 ka note diya tha or 100 us 500 wale ko ab1 ke 900 reh gaye,or dusre ke 400.. Kul 900+400=1300 300 ka mere pas Ration  hai  kul 900+400+300=1600 ab samaj nahi ata 1600 kaise hue mere pasa tohh 1500 the Solve it , Its  Challenge   For you...

Insulting Sms For Girl in Love- Insulting Girl's Love

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart! Keep him on your nails! So if u fail in love, Don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! thats why girls keep long nails :D

Funny Jokes on Teacher Student Conversation|Funny Jokes

Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye?? Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?? Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi :D :D

Funny Insulting Sms Joke For Friend|Funny Insulting Jokes

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Aajib hai nakhre tere..... Aajib tera Style hai... Naak pochne ki tameez nahi Haathoo me tere Mobile hai

Funny Shayari For Friends - Best Insulting Shayari

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil me sachaai chehre me safai phir kyun na bole har larki aapko,  mera bhai mera bhai

Student Fever Exam Sms | Student Exam Fever

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

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