The Best Shayari Collection

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart! Keep him on your nails! So if u fail in love, Don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! thats why girls keep long nails :D

Height of respect - Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki "Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai" "Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D

Dear Subscriber, we regret to say that the validity for your roaming is over and you have to return back to zoo. Our van is on the way to catch you. :D

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosle sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aithbar sath rakhna, Agar hmesha muskurana hai to DAANT saaf rakhna.. 

Sardar found the answer to the million dollar question: Pehle kya aaya,Murgi ya andaa?? Sardar:bewkuf, jiska order pehle doge wahi pehle ayega :D Ek aadmi Pagalkhane ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi usko ek awaz sunai deti hai 26….26….26….26 who diwar ke ched me jhakta hai and gets poked in his eyes abh awaz aati hai 27…27….27….27 :D :D :D :D not funny??

Don't show your face ever to me, I wanna kick you whenever I see, you broke all the vows coz of money, you are a girl who die for money. (Self-made)

Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan: "Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???" Billu: "haan Kaptaan, mujhe pata hai  how to pray." Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain" ek kam hai ... :-D ------------------------------------------------------------------ 'U' lagao aur ban jao tum (1) D_ffer (2)M_rkh (3)St_pid (4)Bewak_f (5)B_dh_ (6) _ll_ Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U  ------------------------------------------------------------------- Master ji -"Maine ek admi ko maar diya." Isko Future tense me badalo, Santa -iska future tense hoga... "aap jail jaoge master ji" :D :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- Long time ago, Only those People used to read my msg Who are  Cute, And now today.... the history broken by a Donkey. :-D

Niche jao aur jeeto Paise he Paise ... . . * . . aur niche . . * . . aur niche . . yakin nahi hota ki aap paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho CHHIIIHH .

A Boy txt a girl Boy-hi! Girl-hi! What are you doing? Boy-txting the most beautiful girl in the world, Gal-waau How cute you are :-) , Boy-Yeah! But She is not replying, so im texting U :D

What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends. So Be Single, Be happy!!

Na ishq kar meree yaaaar, yehh ladkiyaa bahuut satatii hainn, Na karna in par aitbaar, yehh kharcha bahut karwati hainn, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho, aur number mera lagati hai.

'U' lagao or ban jao TUM 1. M_RKH 2. ST_PID 3. D_FFER 4. _LL_ Dekha!! everything is so incomplete widout U. :)