Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny jokes. Show all posts

Insulting Sms For Girl in Love- Insulting Girl's Love

If you love some1 don't keep him in your heart!
Keep him on your nails!
So if u fail in love,
Don’t break ur heart!
Just cut the nails!
thats why girls keep long nails :D

Funny Jokes on Teacher Student Conversation|Funny Jokes


Teacher: Kal tum school kyu nahi aaye??
Student: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Teacher:Kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi??
Student: Palang Par Gir Gaya aur Aankh lag gayi
:D :D

Funny Insulting Sms Joke For Friend|Funny Insulting Jokes

txt me  Insulting Sms

Aajib hai nakhre tere.....
Aajib tera Style hai...
Naak pochne ki tameez nahi
Haathoo me tere Mobile hai

Funny Shayari For Friends - Best Insulting Shayari

Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil me sachaai
chehre me safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aapko, 
mera bhai mera bhai

Student Fever Exam Sms | Student Exam Fever

Haqiqat exam ki ruswai hoti h
Kabhi section A to kabhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kadam badha kar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti hai

Funny TimePass Jokes on Husband and Wife| Funny Jokes

Husband: Today is Sunday I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents


Wife: Suno ji Doctor ne mujhe 
ek maheenay ke araam ke liye 
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayenge?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
 :D :D :D 

Teacher-Student Jokes | Funny Time pass Jokes

Height of respect-
Hm sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ate h
ki kahi teacher yeh na kahe ki
"Dekho aaj ke bacche bado ko jawab dete hai"
"Sanskar",  u know.. ;-) :-D