12 May, 2013

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Doobta Jahaj Ka Kaptaan:
"Kisi ko pray karna aata hai???"
Billu: "haan Kaptaan,
mujhe pata hai  how to pray."
Kaptaan: "Shabaash, u pray
tab tak hum apni life jackets pehan lete hain"
ek kam hai ...

:-D
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'U' lagao aur ban jao tum
(1) D_ffer

(2)M_rkh

(3)St_pid

(4)Bewak_f

(5)B_dh_

(6) _ll_

Dekha.. Everything is so incomplete without U 

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Master ji-"Maine ek admi ko maar diya."
Isko Future tense me badalo,

Santa-iska future tense hoga...
"aap jail jaoge master ji"
:D :D

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Long time ago,
Only those People used to read my msg
Who are  Cute, And now today....
the history broken by a Donkey.
:-D

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